Guiris de Mierda
Guiris de Mierda
Trusted partners

Spanish admin, sorted by people we trust.

We've picked one partner we trust for each of the things people here struggle with most. Tell us what you need and we'll introduce you directly.

Find my partner

Free. Nothing is shared until you say yes.

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  1. 1. Tell us your situation

    Your city, passport, work and what you need.

  2. 2. Get your custom plan

    What to sort first, and who can help, sent to your inbox.

  3. 3. Get introduced

    We connect you with the right partner. Only if you say yes.

What the tool can sort for you

Tick what you need. Your plan only covers what you ask for.

  • Visas & immigration

    Most people pick the wrong visa or apply too late. We'll point you to the right route.

  • Beckham Law

    Could cut your tax to a flat 24%. Miss the six-month window and it's gone.

  • Gestor & tax

    NIE, padrón, autónomo and tax filings, sorted by people who speak English.

  • Finding a flat

    Rentals go in hours. Get help before you start viewing.

  • Deposit recovery

    Landlord kept your deposit? You can still get it back.

  • Buying property

    Purchase tax alone is 6 to 10%. Have someone on your side, not the seller's.

  • Architectural & interior design

    Doing up a place or starting from empty? Layout, finishes and furniture, sorted.

  • Mortgages

    Non-residents usually get 60 to 70%. A broker finds the bank that says yes.

Moving money and Spanish lessons: partners coming soon. Tick them anyway and we'll email you when they're ready.

Not another list of links. I've lived in Madrid since 2016 and made most of these mistakes myself. Every partner is someone I use or trust. My own gestor is one of them. Nothing is shared with anyone unless you say yes.
Tom, Guiris de Mierda

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Find my partner

Free. No spam. You choose who we introduce you to.